Accidentally scared them during their bath [reddit]
"GET OUUUUUT MOM"
"EVER HEAR OF PRIVACY"
"RESPECT MY PERSONAL BOUNDARIES"
kitties are kitties no matter what size
That lion has one of the most majestic looking manes, that I’ve ever seen before.
I heard you liked kittens on dashboards so I reblogged a kitten on a dashboard so you can enjoy a kitten on a dashboard on your dashboard.
Speaks for itself
A really pretty lady called Shannon bought me a drink at the Cathouse on Saturday night. I eventually went home with my friends because I lost track of her and was absolutely exhausted, but at least I got to hang out with a cute person for a while. I usually can’t make it past five minutes without saying something stupid. :)
Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.
This is Miss Mori.
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
Kickass Ladies: Aeryn Sun & Zoe Washburne
And so it goes, this soldier knows
The battle with the heart isn’t easily won.
But it can be won.